I am sure some of you will remember George Burns' wife Gracie Allen.
I'm sending this to people who know who Gracie Allen was (and some who can simply appreciate a good recipe.)
Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef
Take the two roasts and put them in the oven.
When the little one burns, the big one is done.